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As all SKUNKs  know, two tis sufficient for a Rally, Expedition  or other meeting of the DEN. This page, chronicles, in both word and picture a January 20, 2007  Expedition which began at 1600 GM, on the date indicated  at 44.96953  -89.63492 and caravanned onward to attractions such as Pine Grove Cemetery, snow covered rocks, Lovers Lane and a "mystery G-spot", which in the end is no mystery. Participants included Travis, Wayne, Ruby and Gust as well as the spirits of all SKUNKs, past, present and phuture. A history of expedition planning may be found in the Official SKUNK Archives  > http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/SKUNKtails/   < along with other GROT, and is really not worth pursuing.

Following coffee and hot chocolate at 44.96953 and -89.63492  (Culvers) we proceeded to Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum > www.lywam.org  < where they are exhibiting snow covered rocks on the outside and an exhibit for the birds inside. Also inside was a "hands on" children's area and all tried their hands at drawing, putting puzzles together, matching colors and the like. Here SKUNK Wayne excelled and completed a 3x4 foot puzzle of three pelicans, although with some effort, despite rather large puzzle pieces. Regrettably cameras were not allowed within the museum so this event could not be recorded. Howsomever, there were no such restrictions outside, in the sculpture garden so there are pictures of Expedition members interacting with the  art.
 

Here we have most Expedition members standing in awe of a bronze Whooping Crane Sculpture, whilst, one deviant attempts to entice the cranes with a mating dance

    The dance continues, but the Cranes, no bird brains they, remain aloof, ignoring and rising above such SKUNK foolishness. Not sure if spectator tis laughing or regurgitating.
   

We had arrived before opening hours so could not get inside --- yet! Soooo, in good SKUNK fashion proceeded to the Cemetery, which had been promised  in the pre Expedition promo literature and found lots for sale. Choice lots!! Perhaps with a view or at least away from the septic system???? Also a gross misrepresentation, at least in terms of variety and quality. Whilst there were, in fact many many items for sale the inventory consisted of hunks of various sizes and types of stone, most rectangular, some sculpted. Admittedly, all merchandise was displayed in a very organized fashion, in regular rows, with interspersed roadways so one could shoppe from one's vehicle. Howsomever all seemed top be defaced by graffiti artistes, who, much in the tradition of "Kilroy", scratched out their names in the various surfaces to indicate that they had been there..

Back to LYWAM Sculpture Garden, now open and and emaciated horse. No, the one on the left, not Ruby.

Having received no response from the cranes an Ostrich Dance is attempted. Obviously some have it -- some don't,  the ostrich remains unresponsive.

         
A snow covered rock symbolizing H2O.

  A snow covered rock symbolizing a bird.

         
Snow covered rocks symbolizing a bench, chair and end tables.

Decisions, decisions, decisions. Should I sit or should I not sit? Wellll as long as I'm here and no one is looking ------. The sign does say to Interact with the art".

Look at me!! I dood it!!! All by myself!!!!

Other sitters, here on one of the native Wisconsin Hippos. Black, petrified hippopotamus, a good place to warm a cold bottom on a sunny day, or so I am told.

 

 

After having become "cultured" at the Art Museum we retraced our steps to the Culver's from whence we started. After  good lunch and mediocre conversation (consistent with the company) we began to wend our ways homeward, although there was one more attraction to visit, it was on the way, at least if one were to go in the direction we did it would be on the way, whereas if one were to go in a different direction it would be "off the way".

 

We left Culver's (44.96953 and -89.63492) and proceeded westward on Hiway 29, 17.1 miles to County H, and turned right (North, on H). After 0.5 miles we passed Pine Lane on the left and continued North on H. Proceeding an additional 1.5 miles north on H, as we did we passed through the intersection of H and Spruce Lane. 1.6 miles further north on H found us at Cherry Lane and once again we proceeded northward, through the intersection for 0.5 miles where we turned Westward on Lovers Lane. Traveling westward on the snow covered, gravel road of Lovers Lane we covered 2.0 miles to Meridian Road upon which we turned left (South), 0.1 mile and turned East, into a parking area, where after slowly driving 43 feet we stopped and as Admiral Perry did upon reaching the North Pole, took pictures to verify our achievement and preserve records of this momentous event for SKUNK posterity.


 

Mile

Instruction

For

0.0

Depart 1715 W Bridge St, Wausau, WI 54401 on W Bridge St (West)

0.2 mi

0.2

Turn RIGHT (North) onto N 20th Ave

0.2 mi

0.4

Turn LEFT (West) onto W Wausau Ave

0.5 mi

0.9

Turn LEFT (South) onto N 28th Ave

0.7 mi

1.6

Turn LEFT (East) onto Plaza Dr

0.3 mi

1.9

Turn RIGHT (South) onto W Ridge Dr

0.2 mi

2.1

Turn RIGHT (South-West) onto Ramp, then immediately turn RIGHT (West) onto SR-29

14.7 mi

16.8

At exit 150, turn RIGHT onto Ramp

0.3 mi

17.1

At CR-H, Edgar, WI 54426, turn RIGHT (North) onto CR-H

0.4 mi

17.5

Turn LEFT (West) onto Pine Ln

76 yds

17.6

At Pine Ln, Edgar, WI 54426, return East on Pine Ln

76 yds

17.6

Turn LEFT (North) onto CR-H

1.5 mi

19.1

At 1702 CR-H, Edgar, WI 54426, stay on CR-H (North)

1.5 mi

20.7

Turn RIGHT (East) onto W 20th St

54 yds

20.7

At 1293 W 20th St, Edgar, WI 54426, stay on W 20th St (West)

43 yds

20.7

Turn RIGHT (North) onto CR-H

0.5 mi

21.2

At 2097 CR-H, Athens, WI 54411, turn LEFT (West) onto Lovers Ln

2.0 mi

23.2

At Meridian Rd, Athens, WI 54411, turn LEFT (South) onto Meridian Rd

0.1 mi

23.3

Arrive Meridian Rd, Athens, WI 54411

 

 

Our very own SKUNK Homeland G Spot.    Ruby holdeth the torch with which to melt the snow and ice from the marker, whilst Travis and Wayne each hold a SKUNK in sacrificial offering as we stand at 45.0000 and -90.0000, the EXACT Center of the Northwestern Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.

 

Here we see the graven marker itself with the toes of the four brave explores pointing to the spot, whilst other anatomical parts are directed elsewhere.

      --- and as the sun sinks slowly into the West the SKUNKs proudly parade, with tails on high across their very own G-spot.
         
To better place this event/location in perspective, the following panoramas of the 4 cardinal points are presented so all can see what the rest of the world looks like from "the center of things".
EAST       WEST
         
SOUTH       NORT'

Center of the Northwest Hemisphere

Highway 29 West, follow the signs
Poniatowski, Wisconsin

Visit Poniatowski in the Town of Reitbrock, Marathon County where the exact geographic center of the northern half of the Western Hemisphere is located. It is there that the 90th Meridian of the Longitude bisects the 45th Parallel of Longitude. Meaning it is exactly halfway between the North Pole and the Equator, and is a quarter of the way around the the earth from Greenwich, England. This is one of only four places like this in the entire world with two being under water and the other in China. The site has been marked with a geological marker in a small park.

 

Epilogue: For a further perspective I have pulled up some pictures of the Anamosa/Flint Hills trip, which have been too lazy to post so far, but probably should do so in near future. On the way to the Flint Hills from Anamosa it seemed a "SKUNK Thing", to detour a couple of hundred miles to stand at the EXACT GEOGRAPHIC CENTER of the UNITED STATES. Here are at least pictures of that spot for comparison.
         
SOUTH WEST
EAST
         
         
Finally, according to the CENSUS Bureau, the population center of the U.S. is just outside of Rolla, Missouri. It is marked not with granite or brass slabs or plaques, but rather with a large fertility symbol. I have not personally seen it but was told it be the truth by a fellow hacker met on the road, and, as we know sidecar bikers are known for their veracity.
         
         

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