As all SKUNKs know, two tis sufficient for a
Rally, Expedition or other meeting of the DEN.
This page, chronicles, in both word and picture a
January 20, 2007 Expedition which began at
1600 GM, on the date indicated at 44.96953
-89.63492 and caravanned onward to attractions such
as Pine Grove Cemetery, snow covered rocks, Lovers
Lane and a "mystery G-spot", which in the end is no
mystery. Participants included Travis, Wayne, Ruby
and Gust as well as the spirits of all SKUNKs, past,
present and phuture. A history of expedition
planning may be found in the Official SKUNK Archives
>
http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/SKUNKtails/
< along with other GROT, and is really not worth
pursuing.
Following coffee and hot chocolate at
44.96953 and -89.63492 (Culvers) we proceeded
to Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum >
www.lywam.org < where they are exhibiting
snow covered rocks on the outside and an exhibit for
the birds inside. Also inside was a "hands on"
children's area and all tried their hands at
drawing, putting puzzles together, matching colors
and the like. Here SKUNK Wayne excelled and
completed a 3x4 foot puzzle of three pelicans,
although with some effort, despite rather large
puzzle pieces. Regrettably cameras were not allowed
within the museum so this event could not be
recorded. Howsomever, there were no such
restrictions outside, in the sculpture garden so
there are pictures of Expedition members interacting
with the art.
Here we have most Expedition members standing in awe
of a bronze Whooping Crane Sculpture, whilst, one
deviant attempts to entice the cranes with a mating
dance
The dance continues, but the Cranes, no bird brains
they, remain aloof, ignoring and rising above such
SKUNK foolishness. Not sure if spectator tis
laughing or regurgitating.
We had arrived before opening hours so could not get
inside --- yet! Soooo, in good SKUNK fashion
proceeded to the Cemetery, which had been promised
in the pre Expedition promo literature and found
lots for sale. Choice lots!! Perhaps with a view or
at least away from the septic system???? Also a
gross misrepresentation, at least in terms of
variety and quality. Whilst there were, in fact many
many items for sale the inventory consisted of hunks
of various sizes and types of stone, most
rectangular, some sculpted. Admittedly, all
merchandise was displayed in a very organized
fashion, in regular rows, with interspersed roadways
so one could shoppe from one's vehicle. Howsomever
all seemed top be defaced by graffiti artistes, who,
much in the tradition of "Kilroy", scratched out
their names in the various surfaces to indicate that
they had been there..
Back to LYWAM Sculpture Garden, now open and and
emaciated horse. No, the one on the left, not Ruby.
Having received no response from the cranes an
Ostrich Dance is attempted. Obviously some have it
-- some don't, the ostrich remains unresponsive.
A snow covered rock symbolizing H2O.
A snow
covered rock symbolizing a
bird.
Snow
covered rocks symbolizing a bench, chair and end
tables.
Decisions, decisions, decisions. Should I sit or
should I not sit? Wellll as long as I'm here and no
one is looking ------. The sign does say to
Interact
with the art".
Look at me!! I dood it!!! All by myself!!!!
Other sitters, here on one of the native Wisconsin
Hippos. Black, petrified hippopotamus, a good place
to warm a cold bottom on a sunny day, or so I am
told.
After
having become "cultured" at the Art Museum we
retraced our steps to the Culver's from whence we
started. After good lunch and mediocre
conversation (consistent with the company) we began
to wend our ways homeward, although there was one
more attraction to visit, it was on the way, at
least if one were to go in the direction we did it
would be on the way, whereas if one were to go in a
different direction it would be "off the way".
We left Culver's (44.96953 and -89.63492) and
proceeded westward on Hiway 29, 17.1 miles to County
H, and turned right (North, on H). After 0.5 miles
we passed Pine Lane on the left and continued North
on H. Proceeding an additional 1.5 miles north on H,
as we did we passed through the intersection of H
and Spruce Lane. 1.6 miles further north on H found
us at Cherry Lane and once again we proceeded
northward, through the intersection for 0.5 miles
where we turned Westward on Lovers Lane. Traveling
westward on the snow covered, gravel road of Lovers
Lane we covered 2.0 miles to Meridian Road upon
which we turned left (South), 0.1 mile and turned
East, into a parking area, where after slowly
driving 43 feet we stopped and as Admiral Perry did
upon reaching the North Pole, took pictures to
verify our achievement and preserve records of this
momentous event for SKUNK posterity.
Mile
Instruction
For
0.0
Depart 1715 W Bridge St, Wausau, WI
54401 on W Bridge St (West)
0.2 mi
0.2
Turn RIGHT (North) onto N 20th Ave
0.2 mi
0.4
Turn LEFT (West) onto W Wausau Ave
0.5 mi
0.9
Turn LEFT (South) onto N 28th Ave
0.7 mi
1.6
Turn LEFT (East) onto Plaza Dr
0.3 mi
1.9
Turn RIGHT (South) onto W Ridge Dr
0.2 mi
2.1
Turn RIGHT (South-West) onto Ramp, then
immediately turn RIGHT (West) onto SR-29
14.7 mi
16.8
At exit 150, turn RIGHT onto Ramp
0.3 mi
17.1
At CR-H, Edgar, WI 54426, turn RIGHT
(North) onto CR-H
0.4 mi
17.5
Turn LEFT (West) onto Pine Ln
76 yds
17.6
At Pine Ln, Edgar, WI 54426, return East
on Pine Ln
76 yds
17.6
Turn LEFT (North) onto CR-H
1.5 mi
19.1
At 1702 CR-H, Edgar, WI 54426, stay on
CR-H (North)
1.5 mi
20.7
Turn RIGHT (East) onto W 20th St
54 yds
20.7
At 1293 W 20th St, Edgar, WI 54426, stay
on W 20th St (West)
43 yds
20.7
Turn RIGHT (North) onto CR-H
0.5 mi
21.2
At 2097 CR-H, Athens, WI 54411, turn
LEFT (West) onto Lovers Ln
2.0 mi
23.2
At Meridian Rd, Athens, WI 54411, turn
LEFT (South) onto Meridian Rd
0.1 mi
23.3
Arrive Meridian Rd, Athens, WI 54411
Our very
own SKUNK Homeland G Spot.
Ruby holdeth the
torch with which to melt the snow and ice from
the marker, whilst Travis and Wayne each hold a
SKUNK in sacrificial offering as we stand at
45.0000 and -90.0000, the EXACT Center of the Northwestern Hemisphere,
Planet Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Universe.
Here we see
the graven marker itself with the toes of the four
brave explores pointing to the spot, whilst other
anatomical parts are directed elsewhere.
---
and as the sun sinks slowly into the West the SKUNKs
proudly parade, with tails on high across their very
own G-spot.
To better
place this event/location in perspective, the
following panoramas of the 4 cardinal points are
presented so all can see what the rest of the world
looks like from "the center of things".
EAST
WEST
SOUTH
NORT'
Center of the Northwest Hemisphere
Highway 29 West, follow the signs
Poniatowski, Wisconsin
Visit Poniatowski in the Town of
Reitbrock, Marathon County where the exact
geographic center of the northern half of
the Western Hemisphere is located. It is
there that the 90th Meridian of the
Longitude bisects the 45th Parallel of
Longitude. Meaning it is exactly halfway
between the North Pole and the Equator, and
is a quarter of the way around the the earth
from Greenwich, England. This is one of only
four places like this in the entire world
with two being under water and the other in
China. The site has been marked with a
geological marker in a small park.
Epilogue: For a further perspective I have pulled up
some pictures of the Anamosa/Flint Hills trip, which
have been too lazy to post so far, but probably
should do so in near future. On the way to the Flint
Hills from Anamosa it seemed a "SKUNK Thing", to
detour a couple of hundred miles to stand at the
EXACT GEOGRAPHIC CENTER of the UNITED STATES. Here
are at least pictures of that spot for comparison.
SOUTH
WEST
EAST
Finally,
according to the CENSUS Bureau, the population
center of the U.S. is just outside of Rolla,
Missouri. It is marked not with granite or brass
slabs or plaques, but rather with a large fertility
symbol. I have not personally seen it but was told
it be the truth by a fellow hacker met on the road,
and, as we know sidecar bikers are known for their
veracity.