"How Oh, How Oh Wise One May I Find True Enlightenment and Defuddle my Befuddlement?"
Asked The
Confused Primate
"Ahhh"
Replied
the Old Wise One
"Ye Must Seek the
SHRINE OF
THE BEFUDDLED MONKEY
and
Secure Guidance From the One Who knows All, Sees
All and (not "but") in
Wisdom, Tells Only
Some."
"But Where Oh Where Oh Wise One Will This Seeker
Find One
Who Knows All, Sees All and (Not "But") Only Tells
Some?"
"Ahhh"
Replied
the Old Wise One
"Ye
Must
First Pass, By-Pass, Plod Around, Skirt, or
Otherwise Avoid LEO
Who/Whom
Oversees or Looks Over the Pond of Amorphous, or Tis
it Ambiguity, Indecision, or Indecisiveness Which
May Or May Not Flow, as it Were, Hither and Yon, as
Well as Thither, Rippling Over Ancient Slate Mined
in the Midst of the Green Mountains, at the Foot of Which
Resultant Riffles, a Relative, Albeit An Artificial
Relative of Donald, Daisy, Abides." "QUACK!!!"
"Soon,
Ye, the Seeker, Will Encounter "The Path"
To
THE SHRINE Which will
Wend, Wind, Sinuously Trace the Route Past "The
Temple", Statuesque "Tillie", of Easter isle and the "Land, Sea
and Skye Totem"
To, arrive at
THE SHRINE!!!!!!!
THE SHRINE
OF THE BEFUDDLED MONKEY
Reverently Approach the Monkey, Gaze Into its Eyes
and Wonder In Befuddlement,
